Wallet flow, options walls, funding dislocations, unlock cliffs, ETF flows, and what the founders just said — every monitor that runs on my machine for my own positions, forwarded to one private Telegram feed. No calls. No signals. No course. Just the tape, as it comes off the wire.
Prepaid and anonymous — no account, no email, no password. The first ten seats are $39/month, locked for twelve months; after that the price is $79. Cancel any time once you are in.
Every row below is a monitor running today, with the cadence it runs at. Nothing on this list is planned, promised or "coming soon".
| Monitor | What it catches | How often |
|---|---|---|
| Wallet flow | Tracked wallets moving in or out of the alts I hold, including whale disposal and queue position | every 10–60 min |
| Options walls | Deribit ETH and BTC put and call walls — where price is likely to be pinned into expiry | every 8 hours |
| Funding dislocation | The same asset paying a different funding rate on two venues — the honest version of a "free money" alert | hourly |
| Unlocks and cliffs | Staking exits and unlock cliffs from the calendar I keep for the names I track — flagged before the cliff, not after | every 3 hours |
| ETF flows | Daily ETF creations and redemptions, plus new SEC filings as they land | 2× daily; filings hourly |
| Volatility / liquidation | Liquidation clusters and volatility breaks — only pings when a threshold actually breaks | every 30 min |
| Founder and caller tape | Twelve handle-verified founders and callers, every post and mention, filtered down to the names that matter | every 30 min |
| Meme range watch | Four range bands on the meme names — where the range is holding and where it just broke | hourly |
| Venue microstructure | Participant tape and fill attribution on my venues: who is actually taking the other side | every 5 min |
| Daily brief | Levels, funding and open interest, ETF flows, macro, and one line on the setup of the day | every morning |
Positioning, flow and calendar facts, timestamped, from the same code that runs my own book. You decide what any of it means for you.
Not advice, not a signals group, not a bot that trades for you, not a fund. There are no entry prices and no targets — if you want someone to tell you when to buy, this is the wrong feed.
The first ten seats are $39, and a seat locks that rate for a year. Everyone after them pays $79. Cancel any time once you are in, and if a monitor is ever quiet for a week when it should not be, tell me and I refund that month — a silent monitor is my bug, not your loss.
Why it is cheap for what it is: the monitors already run. I am not paying a marginal cost to add a seat, and I would rather have ten people reading the tape than ten people paying for a course. Why it is not free: a feed nobody pays for is a hobby, and I stop maintaining hobbies.
Seats are prepaid and anonymous. There is no account, no email and no password: the account number you get below is the only credential, and the only way back in.
Your account number. Write it down — it is the only credential and there is
no email recovery:
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Nothing is emailed and nothing is charged until you send the payment. It is watched on chain, and your seat link appears above the moment it confirms.